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"Barak Okapi"


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News

Okapi finds Iran/Iraq problematic

Yesterday while questioning general Petri-Dish, Barak Okapi made the mistake of saying Iraq when referring to Iran. Iraq- Iran- Iblewupthemiddleeast, who knows what he will say next?  Is this the kind of leader you want in the white house at 3:30am?

Gossip

Barak Okapi Hoofer Scandal!

Barak's romantic meeting with unnamed hoofer in Mombasa in 2006

It seems that queaky clean Barak Okapi, seen here in a 2006 photo meeting an unnamed hoofer in Mombasa, does have some antlers in his closet!  Paparazzi are scouring the veldt trying to find this elusive antelope.  Rumor has it that the little Mrs. is steaming mad about the entire incident.  Watch out Barak, you're in for a grilling at home!


Just Stupid
 

Comparing Tiger Woods and Barak Obama.  Tiger Woods is a legend and would be if he was pea green.  His talent transcends his skin.  Obviously this comment had an effect on how he played in the Master Tournament this week.

 

Barak is not a great golf player and although he played basketball in high school, athleticism is not a requirement for becoming president.  Jeesh, stop upsetting the Tiger!