Why Perry Runs
Why is a cat running for president of the United States of America? Because our country is in need of change, BIG change. And the human candidates of the past, although earnest about their beliefs and goals, are still, well, humans.
This country is filled with Americans, not only humans. Patriotic Cats, Dogs, Cows, Hogs, Birds, Buffalo, Beaver and other creatures have been suffering from the ill-considered, species-centric decisions of human leaders for a long time. What has this gotten us? Debt, graft, pollution and in some cases, extinction. Humans have endangered the entire globe and all the life on it. Perry and his supporters feel that it is time for a new paradigm - a feline paradigm.
Cats are virtually incorruptible. They don't need money, big houses, fancy cars, fur coats (already got 'em!), jewelry, boats, cash, drugs or hookers. Anyone who has ever lived with a cat knows that putting psychological pressure on them provokes little to no behavioral changes whatsoever. Perry can go to Washington and easily resist the pressure, influence and dishonesty which runs rampant there. In fact, Perry can get the rats out of Washington for good!
Perry Tenitiss Cat Art Gallery
Perry has always been a patron of the arts. For several years he has sponsored an online art gallery for those who care enough to create cat art. Professionals and amateurs alike have placed their work into Perry's gallery. A fine mix of media can be found there, from watercolor to oils, from crayon to ink. Take a look at Perry's gallery and if you know of a dedicated cat artist, send the work(s) here. | Endorsements
"Hey Perry,
Way to go. You have the Congero aby vote. Plus we'll see to it other 4 housemates vote too. Mom and Dad say Hi.
Perry for President
YEH!!!!!!!!!" - Chachi Congero "I bet all my nine lives that Perry will make the best president we have ever had.I think his platform on vet care is awesome. HE is handsome and fair. There is nothing in his past to bite him later. He Is the Cat for the job." "I want to vote for Perry because he knows what the Americans want, and he will give it to them ."
"Perry Tenitiss For President - Finally there's someone running for office who makes sense!
"We support cats taking power - humans have messed up so bad they have forfeited the right to run things..."
e pluribus felis
(in many are cats)
IF YOU WANT TO HELP PERRYDonations to the Perry for President campaign are gratefully accepted. Science Diet is preferred, however other brands of cat snacks and cat toys are acceptable. Catnip is strongly discouraged (but not turned away!!!)
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